Wednesday, March 4, 2009

On Lock


So I was talking to Kevin John Stevenson IV the other day and he’s all, “I’m on lock and I was like, lock?” and he’s like, “yeah lock … like I’m grounded like my parents won’t let me go out and chill I have to go to school and come straight home and go to like my classes ... but no chilling”
Wait hold up a minute? Doesn't that mean i'm on lock... all the time? My parents never let me go out [unless there's a birthday party or i have a special school related reason]
“so you'retelling me, that if you weren't on lock you could run loose, tell your parent's that your going with your friends and come back whenever” “Well ofcourse I have a ten o'clock curfew, but the rest is about right. ”
You're kidding me? That's crazy isn't it ? ... Isn't it ?
So i conducted a verbal survey, and found out that about 87% of teens live the good life. They just say, “hey mom, i'm going to chill, i'll be back before curfew.” If i tried that the conversation would probably go down like this
“hey mom”
”Yes”
“i'm going to the mall to chill with friends”
”Ha ... right, so i need you to do the laundry”
I'm not a complete loser, I leave the house ... there are birthday parties or i have a valid school related reason. But it has to be a very very good reason. I can't even lie, cause my parent's are the type to check up on me, like they'd just show up at the mall to check if i'm with the people i sayd i'd be with, and if we're going what we said we'd be doing.
If i'm going to someone's house, my mom usually speaks to that person's mother and confirms it all.
So what's my sitch on dating? you really wanna know? No dating till second year university. But if i'm not doing ah-mazing in all of my courses, dating might be pushed back a few years.
I lead the most awesome life ever, I'm currently writting a novel you should buy it when it comes out, "Prisoner in my own house" By: Anonymous bored girl who's a prisoner in her own house.

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